急急急急急急急急急急急急急需大学英语小品剧本啊有谁能推荐几本啊

急急急急急急急急急急急急急需大学英语小品剧本啊有谁能推荐几本啊
急急急急急急急急急急急急急需大学英语小品剧本啊有谁能推荐几本啊

急急急急急急急急急急急急急需大学英语小品剧本啊有谁能推荐几本啊
这三个都是我自己写的.不知是否合适.
我从Arnold Lobel的小故事"Cookies"找到灵感,写下这段对话.感觉挺有意义的.
1.Will power意志力
Mike(M) Danny(C),Tommy(T)---classmates
地点:Scene----in the college dorm大学宿舍
Danny is playing a computer game on his laptop.Tommy is sleeping.
Mike came back from a morning jogging.
M:hi,Dan,what are u doing?
D:I am playing war craft.
M:Where is Tommy?
D:Shiiiii!
M:What?What's the matter?
D:Don't u see?He is still sleeping.
M:My goodness!I can't believe this!It’s almost nine.He got to get up now.Don't u remember we are required to make up a three people dialogue for tomorrow's oral class?
D:Yes,I do.You wake up Tommy and I will play one more round of war craft.
M:You'd better stop playing right now.We don't have much time to prepare this dialogue.Tommy!Tommy!Wake up!Time to wake up!
T:five more minutes,please.
Mike:No way,Jose.Time really flies.We still have a lot to do.Hurry up.
T:(Tommy sits up in his bed) Can I lie down two more minutes,please,just two more minutes?when Danny finishes his game,I will be fine.(Yawns) I don't know why I am so so sleepy.(Tommy lies down again.)
M:Guys!I am really angry now.Time waits for nobody.If you two don't stop what you are doing now,I will find somebody else to be my partners.
D and T:all right.All right.We listen to u.
M:That's more like it.We need will power.
D and T:what is will power?
M:Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do.
D:You mean like trying not to play war craft?
Mike:right.
T:you mean like trying not to stay up late?
M:right.
Danny turns off his computer.Tommy gets up and goes to the bathroom.
Two minutes later the three maskeetters are working on their assignment.
Danny:Mike,can I take a little break?Let me play one round and we will continue our work?
Tommy:Mike,Can I lie down a minute?My back hurts.
Mike:No!No!No!Let's finish our work first before we do anything.We need will power!
Danny and Tommy:that's true.We need will power!We listen to you.
The end
2.野餐
Jane and Jordan are going on a picnic.
Jordan:Honey!Are you ready?We got to go now.
Jane:Not quite yet.Just give me a couple of minutes,ok?
Jordan:Why did it take you so long?Can’t we just have some hot dogs (热狗)and buns(面包)?
Jane:Yes,I got them already.Don’t you think it will be great if we have hot dogs and some chicken wings.(鸡翅膀) I really like B.B.Q chicken wings.Mmmmm….
Jordan:That sounds good to me,too.But hurry up,we are late.The other families are waiting in the park now.Let me go get the cooler(干冰箱) for the food.You got to set your hands quickly.
Jane:ok.Darling,wouldn’t it be nice if we bring some salad(沙拉) to the picnic?
Jordan:what kind of salad are you going to make?
Jane:Tuna fish金枪鱼.Ok?
Jordan:That’s my favorite.Thanks,darling.I’ll be waiting in the car.OK?
Jane:Ok.How about some desserts(甜点)?Yesterday I baked some nice muffins小松饼,chocolate chip cookies(巧可力饼干) and…
Jordan:darling,we are running out of time now.Forget about the desserts.Ok?Let’s go!
Jane:all right,my dear,whatever you say.
(Jane and Jordan are in the car now and
Jordan was about to start the engine)
Jane:Wait!Darling,how about some…
Jordan:Darling,just sit back and relax.Off we gooooooooooooo!
3.Flushing the Toilet冲厕所
A:Oh my god,what a stinky smell!Who didn't flush the toilet?
B:(reading a book silently)
A:Bob,is that you again?
B:what?what about me?
A:You didn't flush the toilet.
B:I did.
A:No.you didn't.The stinky smell is unbearable.
How could you sit here quietly and read your book as if nothing had happened?
B:I didn't smell anything.
A:I am sure it's you.How could you not smell anything.Go flush the toilet now!
B:I remember I did flush it.(He went to the bathroom to flush the toilet.)
A:Don't you ever do that again.That's barbarian.
B:well,I'll try to remember.( Bob is eating some cookies now.)
A:Did you wash your hands after you flush the toilet?
B:Do I have to?
A:Oh my god!I think I need to change the room right now..
the end

真是刻苦啊~~~

不用急：
http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~spok/metabook/gal6.html
http://www.geocities.com/pocolocoplayers/short.html
http://www.themodernword.com/beckett/beckett_works_short.html

"Son, this is I give you please tutor!" The landlord of the Internet is playing CS son said.
"Hum, the teacher is good!" The landlord's son blew the nose, dragging the cavity to tutor said, "slice...

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"Son, this is I give you please tutor!" The landlord of the Internet is playing CS son said.
"Hum, the teacher is good!" The landlord's son blew the nose, dragging the cavity to tutor said, "slice! Today to teach what east east? Hurry up, I still want to beat CS which!"
The landlord to stand down.
"" you taught today 'and' I '," he "three word usage." Tutor a slide to push the glasses, "listen to!" you "is the second person, such as:" you are my students'; 'I' was the first person, such as: 'I was your teacher "; "he" is the third person, points, such as:' men and women she is your maid ". Understand?"
"Well, will be." The landlord's son turned to continue playing CS. Tutor walked off stage.
At this time the landlords and the landlord woman walked on stage. The landlord asked: "son, today you learn what?"
"Learn" you ", "I", "he" three word usage." The landlord's son cynicism to answer them.
"That you give me about." The landlord to face to ask.
"Well!!!!! You are my students, I am your teacher......" The landlord's son by the landlord smiled shiva said, "she is your maid!"
"You! When I became your students? Your mother when became my maid?"
"Son, I'll teach you! Listen, WoShiNiBaBa, you are my son! She is your mother, remember?"
"Remember!" The landlord's son have answers to answer a way.
The second day, tutor and comes to class.
"We first review the content of study yesterday." Tutor to the landlord's son said.
"WoShiNiBaBa, you are my son, she be your mother." Say that finish, the landlord's son proudly watch as tutor.
Tutor a listen to very angry, loudly say: "I was your teacher. Your mother is not my mom!"
It suddenly dawned on the landlord's son, "I will!"
"You say!"
He saw the landlord's son, and point to tutor, loudly say: "I was your teacher. Your mother is not my mom!"
Tutor spirit almost speechless, took the lesson plan and then go toward outside walk, "the student can't teach!"
The landlord's son to tutor of figure hey hey keep smile, "look! Gas go? Ha ha, this is an effective dumb!!!!!"
Which know, this be the landlord heard. He pointed at the son to lambaste: "your boy do? HMM, I tomorrow to give you find a tutor, again so you don't want to the Internet."

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