英语翻译不要太长,翻译过来大概只要一百字不到就行了.一百字好像还不够，二百字吧

英语翻译不要太长,翻译过来大概只要一百字不到就行了.一百字好像还不够，二百字吧
英语翻译
不要太长,翻译过来大概只要一百字不到就行了.
一百字好像还不够，二百字吧

英语翻译不要太长,翻译过来大概只要一百字不到就行了.一百字好像还不够，二百字吧
1."You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend."She asks me a question,then answers it herself,and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.
可怜的丈夫
“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难,”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说,“她问我一个问题,然后自己回答了,过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的.”
2.When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday.Tom was flattered,for she was at least 15 years younger than he.One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again.When Tom strolled over,she asked,"Are you single?"
"Why,yes," Tom replied,smiling at her broadly.
"So is my mom," she said."Would you like to meet her?"
约会
在汤姆工作的大楼里有一个咖啡屋,那儿总有一位小姐每天都和他打招呼.汤姆有些受宠若惊,因为这位小姐看上去至少比他年轻15岁.一天她又对汤姆招手并示意汤姆过去.于是汤姆走了过去.她问道,“您现在是单身吗?” “对,是单身,”汤姆满脸堆笑的说.“我母亲也是,”她说,“您愿不愿意见见她
3.Mrs.Brown:Oh,my dear,I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs.Smith:But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs.Brown:It's no use,my little dog can't read.
我的狗不识字
布朗夫人：哦,
亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!
史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!
布朗夫人：没有用的,我的小狗不认识字.”

There was once a landlord(地主) who always pretended（假装） to be knowledgeable（有知识的） even though he was completely（完全的0 unable to read or write.One day when the landlord was chatting with his guests,a ser...

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There was once a landlord(地主) who always pretended（假装） to be knowledgeable（有知识的） even though he was completely（完全的0 unable to read or write.One day when the landlord was chatting with his guests,a servant（仆人） came in and give him a letter that asked him to lend a friend a cow（母牛）.The landlord was afraid that his guests would know he was unable to read or write,so he opened the envelope（信封） and glanced at the words.Then he said to the servant,"OK,please tell him I will go there myself in a few minutes."哈哈 很容易看懂的哦

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1,Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
精神病医生：您哪里不舒服？
病人 ：我认为我是只鸡...

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1,Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
精神病医生：您哪里不舒服？
病人 ：我认为我是只鸡
精神病医生：这样的想法有多久了？
病人 ：在我还是颗鸡蛋的时候
2， blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and starts swinging the dog around in circles over his head.
The store manager, who has seen all this, thinks this is quite strange. So, he decides to find out what's going on. The store manager approaches the blind man swinging the dog and says, "Pardon me. May I help you with something."
The blind man says, "No thanks. I'm just looking around."
一个盲人和他的导盲犬走入一家杂货店的店中央。盲人抱起狗放在头顶摇摆。这家店的经理看到后非常惊讶，走近盲人询问：“请原谅，有什么可以帮助您吗”盲人回答：“不，谢谢 我只是四处看看”
3，Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.
The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"
The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"
Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."
三只老鼠坐在酒吧夸夸自谈他们的勇敢和韧性。
第一只说：“你们都不知道我多顽强，一次我吃了一整袋老鼠药”
第二只说：“我更勇敢，一次我被老鼠夹夹住，但我把它咬开了”
第三只洋洋自得的说：“兄弟们，一会回去后我去惹猫玩玩”

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