作业帮求一篇英语笑话
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求一篇英语笑话
求一篇英语笑话
求一篇英语笑话
Hi
the story below is made by myself,
dog:do cats climb trees?
Eagle:Yes,they do!
dog :How do you know that?
Eagle:one night,a cat climbed up the
tree where i was sleeping,then i gave
birth to a owl,55555,
译文：
狗：猫能爬树吗?
鹰：能!
狗：你怎么知道?
鹰：有一天夜里,一只猫爬上我正在睡觉的树,结果我就生了一只猫头鹰,5555555.
tks!
One day, the teacher inquired of Peter:" How much is four
minus four?" Peter was tongue-tied. The teacher got angry and said:
"What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your p...
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One day, the teacher inquired of Peter:" How much is four
minus four?" Peter was tongue-tied. The teacher got angry and said:
"What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a
hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what is left in your
pocket?" "The hole," replied Peter.
一天，老师问彼得：“4减4等于几？”彼得张口结舌答不上来。
老师生气地说：“真笨！你想，我要是往你口袋里放四个硬币，而你的口袋上有个窟窿，硬币全漏掉了，那么，你衣袋里还剩下什么？”
“窟窿，”彼得答道。
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1. Stop complaining! 别发牢骚！
2. You make me sick! 你真让我恶心！
3. What‘s wrong with you? 你怎么回事？
4. You shouldn‘t have done that! 你真不