急求一篇英语笑话?最好能在1～2分钟内讲完.

急求一篇英语笑话?最好能在1～2分钟内讲完.
急求一篇英语笑话?
最好能在1～2分钟内讲完.

急求一篇英语笑话?最好能在1～2分钟内讲完.
Let me take it down
An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ."
"Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."
为我所用
一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西.”
“请再说一遍,让我把它记下来.”老鼠说.“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听.

丢失的钱包
[ 2007-11-30 16:03 ]
A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.
Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm...

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丢失的钱包
[ 2007-11-30 16:03 ]
A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.
Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."
The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."

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As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light,I asked the driver,"Do you agree that 'Time is money'?" "Well,it's a very common saying.Who will care so much about that?"the driver answered ....

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As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light,I asked the driver,"Do you agree that 'Time is money'?" "Well,it's a very common saying.Who will care so much about that?"the driver answered . "Look,the digits in the meter are still running when the car has stopped,"I pointed at the meter. "Oh.yes.You've got a point here,In this case,time is money for both of us,"added the driver.

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A female teacher walked into the class and saw a giant penis realistically depicted on the black board. Who did it? she asked. Silence. I demand that those who did it admit it! Silence. The last time,...

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A female teacher walked into the class and saw a giant penis realistically depicted on the black board. Who did it? she asked. Silence. I demand that those who did it admit it! Silence. The last time, who did it? You won, it was me, Peter said from the last row. Now everybody shall leave the room except for Peter, the teacher said. The students walked out. Minute passed. Then five, then ten... After half an hour, Peter walked out, and, zipping up his fly, said, The main thing is advertisement.

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