A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over.He rolled down his window and said to the officer,"Is there a problem,Officer?""No problem at all.I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award.Congratulati

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A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over.He rolled down his window and said to the officer,

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over.He rolled down his window and said to the officer,"Is there a problem,Officer?""No problem at all.I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award.Congratulati
A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over.He rolled down his window and said to the officer,"Is there a problem,Officer?"
"No problem at all.I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award.Congratulations.What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
He thought for a minute and said,"Well,I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman,"Oh,don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned(醉酒的) ."
The guy from the back seat said,"I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment,there was a knock from the trunk(行李箱) and a muffled(听不清的) voice said,"Are we over the border yet?"

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over.He rolled down his window and said to the officer,"Is there a problem,Officer?""No problem at all.I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award.Congratulati
一个家伙开车的时候警察追了上来.这个家伙要开窗户问警察:“怎么了,警官?”
“没事,我观察到了你的安全驾驶技术,很高兴你获得了价值5000美元的安全驾驶奖.祝贺你!你认为你要拿这笔钱去做什么?”
他想了一会说“哦,我觉得,我应该去考驾照”.
坐在副驾驶位的女士说"别在意他说的,他喝醉了酒说胡话呢.“
后面座位的家伙说”我告诉你,偷来的车我们走不远的.“
此时,行李箱砸到了警察头上模糊的声音道:”我们是在冒险吗?“